You're Invited to the Non-Event Event!
YOU’RE INVITED TO THE SECOND ANNUAL NON-EVENT EVENT
The Feminist Press cordially invites you to the Second Annual Non-Event Event, our favorite gathering of the year! For this stay-at-home gala, you get all the great parts of a fundraising event—supporting your favorite cause—without the painful parts (Spanx! limp salad! having to pause your latest Netflix binge!).
We understand the fun of a night on the town but also appreciate the pure joy of an evening on the couch with a good book. So get your ticket now and stay home!
Where: Your home!
When: Today!
What: A gala where the honoree, sponsor, and entertainment is YOU!
Attire: Casual-casual. Pajamas preferred. Sweatpants are an acceptable alternative.
